welcome to my blog.
every once in a while, i start a new blog with some clever witty name and then i grow tired of it after about 5 posts.
well, i'm over that. this is the last personal blog i will ever create. if this blog dies, then i'm shutting the book on my life until it
a.) becomes a new E! True Hollywood Story episode
b.) is made into a rock opera or Disney Channel musical
c.) is forced out of me in some sort of indictment or hearing. God forbid.
Until then, you can find an update on my world here. To clarify - if you're reading this, you're probably a friend who wants to update themselves on my near misses and adventures. I appreciate that, so I'll try to keep what I write on here interesting. That means no metaphorical poetry, no minute-by-minute update on my daily schedule, and I won't copy and paste portions of Perez Hilton's blog and pass it off as my own.
If you want to comment, please do - then I will be able to find your blog and spend even more time on the Internet. But, for real, keep in touch, if you're a friend. You might even subscribe, if you're feeling extra stalker-ish.
Thanks for reading. This is neat-o.
-mitchell, bringing back 50's lingo since 1986.
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